Today is a Tuesday. The last Tuesday I am going to live through being an actual child. Although I cant wait to legally be able to go out and get "messy", being an adult is going to be officially, shit. When you're an adult, you have responsibility that you never asked for, you suddenly have to go out and get a job, (I already work but its shit, and i only work a few days a week) and it's no longer acceptable to dance around to the spice girls. (LOL joke that will always be acceptable!!)
However, I don't wanna dwell on the shitty aspects of getting older, because I can go out now and drink my weight in strawberry woo woos and strike ma cray moves on the dance floor with a load of Chavs and homo's. also, I get to have birthday celebrations and hopefully get spoilt like a little bitch because after all, I deserve it.
(For anyone who can't understand sarcasm on the computer, that's sarcasm. Right there^^)
But, I am having people around at my house a week today to celebrate the birth of this amazing creature, including my alcoholic Nana and Grandad. YAY! I'm also having a night out on the Thursday, going out to Gay Village and having a wild time. I had to leave a day in between in case i get too wasted and need to recover. Can't wait. Hopefully it will be full of shits and giggles and won't end up with people having cut ears. LOOOOOOOOL.
Today is a Tuesday. And unfortunately, theres no Geordie Shore tonight. Well, there is a 'Best Bit's' but I need ma drama. How will I survive without watching people banging worldies and tashing on, screaming at each other and getting MORTAL. I'm sure I'll find something else to ammuse me. But it will be hard. And that last sentence genuinely wasn't meant to sound as wrong as it sounds. I'm not gonna change it though because it made me laugh. Small minds aye...
Today is a Tuesday. That means the Nana is down. Every week my Nana comes for tea. Not the alcoholic one, my Nana Dot who is the size of a dot (4ft 7" and shrinking!) She's recently been having trouble with her eyes so I've been 'seeing' loads of her lately. Although I love her to bits. The amount of cups of tea I've made over the past few months would have been enough to fill the Amazon. (Maybe a little exaggeration but w0t u gna du?)
Today is a Tuesday. I'm having turkey steak things and chips for my tea and it is cooked, ready for me to eat so I'm going to leave you to enjoy your day. Which is a Tuesday (depending on when you're reading this).
