PRETTY WITTY AND GAY

I’m back at uni now and I have loads of stuff I need to do. Loads of ideas, filming and essays. The running theme throughout them all is to focus your ideas on what you know.

I don’t know a lot.

However, it got me thinking about what I’m interested in. A lot of my ideas do focus on being a huge gay boy and living the homo life. Not everyone knows what it’s like to be fabulous.

 I’m shooting a music video with lesbians, a documentary about lesbians, an essay on Miley Cyrus (gayest thing ever), re-watching Queer as Folk. My life is one big glitter ball and it made me realise how much I have actually changed.

I’ve finished “coming out” to everyone who matters now, apart from my nana just because she’s old and I don’t want her to think differently about me, even though I know she’d still love me. That’s just my opinion so respect it yeah.

 Anyway, a few years ago, even though I’ve always been comfortable loving da bois, I haven’t really felt comfortable talking about being gay until I came to uni I don’t think. Uni was a complete fresh start, I could just say it and people then made their mind up about me. People didn’t have the option of knowing me and changing their mind. So now we have so much #BANTAH about how homosexual I am. Tbh, I probably bring it up more than I should  considering “we shouldn’t label people”. Whatever, we will always label people and I love being gay.

 If you had the choice, would you choose to be gay or straight?

 I asked this question and I answered straight. For the typical reasons, ‘it’s easier’ blah blah blah. But then I thought, my life hasn’t been hard. Obviously I had little battles with myself when I was young and confused, but nothing major. I know I am fortunate for that but I also thought, you never really hear anything about why being gay is good. UNTIL NOW!

 WELL,

You get to love beautiful people and compliment both sexes and it’s not weird. For example, Sam Smith, get in me but Katy Perry I still would. Y’know?

Being sassy is in our DNGay and it’s amazing.

We can worship a pretty flag.

When we go out, we can dance like there is no tomorrow in the worst way possible, but everyone knows how fabulous we are.

We can have man-flu at the same time as mother nature gives us our period but we still HAVE to be the happiest people you have ever met.

We hate discrimination however we discriminate against the other gays. Contradiction much.

We love a fag hag. We will worship our fag hag. We need our fag hag.

We make girls feel comfortable and ‘Why are you not straight’ is often uttered as they cry on your shoulder. You then get upset because they have snotted on your shirt and have to stop this disgusting display of affection immediately.

Experimental hairstyles for everyone!

Our taste in music is disgusting but we cannot help but love it.

Lesbians can scare gays with their pussies. Gays are pussies.

We are a cute community that supports each other and hates each other at the same time.

We like to think we’re style queens but we really aren’t.


‘Straight acting’ is the worst thing you can say. Especially when you’re using Grindr.
Grindr categorises you and you won’t escape from that. Choose wisely, kids.


It’s acceptable for you to enjoy gossip magazines, Christmas jumpers and Starbucks. Whether you choose to enjoy them is completely up to you.


You get compared to that gay celebrity. Where you at Alan Carr?


We don’t have to pretend to like nasty drinks. I’ll have a Cosmopolitan plz hunni. FanQ.

We get to indulge in the best TV Shows.


Gays are the stupid uncles that dance first at weddings.


Pride is better than Christmas.


If we could walk around throwing glitter over people we totally would. (Just me?)


We make people want to be us. Just like you do right now.

Love ya <3