Don't really tell me what you think about me. I don't wanna know. I was just singing a bit of Destiny's Child because I feel like Kelly Row Row today.
So, there are loads of random questions that I don’t know the answer too. Help?
Do people who wear Crocs think they look nice?
This is the best question I can think of, because they don’t and nobody thinks they do so why do people still wear them?
Why do people say ‘beauty is on the inside?’
Because it’s really not.
Why do Americans think all British people speak like the Queen?
Have they not seen Shameless? That, is true Britain.
What does the fox actually say?
I still don’t know Ylvis, you shit.
Why do people think because I’m northern I love speaking to random people on the bus?
Lets be honest, they will probably kill me.
Why do Starbucks and Costa charge so much for coffee and we all go along with it and pay the price?
I could get 2 jars of coffee for the price they ask for a cup but there's just something about it I just can’t resist.
Why isn't it acceptable to eat Chicken Nuggets for breakfast?
Or is it? Chicken nuggets are the best food ever invented so eat my shorts.
What is it about me that makes my mum love me more than she loves my sisters?
I secretly know this, it’s just because I was born better. She will try to deny it but, we all know I'm the favourite.
Why isn’t Katy Perry my best friend?
Simple.
In Year 3000, will we actually live under water?
Probably not, because Busted also said ‘Everybody bought our 7th album’ and they released 2. Awkward.
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