Hey skank bitches,
Me and some fugly sluts have reworked the King of all
drinking games Ring of Fire. With
cheeky little quotes, here’s a list of ways to get FUCKED before you go out
dressed like Regulation Hotties.
A - The limit does not exist – essentially waterfall.
2 - NONE FOR GRETCHEN WEINERS, BYE – Not allowed to drink
until the next turn.
3 - Like Ugh, Kevin 3! – Hip thrust master
4 - 4 for you Glen Coco – Drink 4 sips
5 - I was half a virgin when I met him – Drink half of
your drink, No excuses!
6 - Don’t have SIX, because you will get pregnant, AND DIE –
The first two people to pick a 6 have to have pretend sex until the next 6 is
picked. The 3rd and 4th 6 pickers have to do the same,
until the group decide.
7 - You have been personally victimized by Regina George –
Seven Heaven
8 - You can’t sit with us – Musical chairs, whoever loses
can’t sit with us.
9 - Made out with a hot dog? That was one NINE!! – Spin
the bottle, kiss for 9 seconds
10 - I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! – Swap an item of clothing
with the person to your left. In the pair, you have to choose which one drinks
all of their drink. If they can’t decide both down their drinks.
J - Jingle bell Jack – Duck duck goose with a 3 second
head start!
Q - Everyone is Spring Fling Queen. – Drink your feelings.
K - Is there alcohol in this? – Dirty pint!!!!!!!!
Joker - Too gay to function – The group choose the person to
do something difficult.
LOVE YA, xoxo

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