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Confessions of a Fresher

1.       The first time you are on your own in your new room, it’s the weirdest feeling ever

2.       You will actually meet people. Real ones.

3. Definitely annoying ones.

4.       You’ll be surprised at how quickly you latch on to people. Maybe because you don’t know if anyone else will be better or not. (I’m still stuck with them, help!)

5.       Alcohol will be your saviour. Vodka, Luv u forever && alwayz.

6.       Fresher’s is a must. Fresher’s is the best.

7.       You never realised how much you wanted to win a pub quiz.

8.       Your bank balance when you get your money through is glorious.

9.       Your bank balance the week after you get money through is worrying.

10.   Your bank balance in December hints to the fact you might actually be dead. How will you be able to pay off all the debt? Oh look Student finance is in!

11.   You’re accent will be mocked, no matter what.

12.   Fancy dress is a must.

13.   If you have a night that doesn’t start with pre-drinks, it’s just gonna be shit. Terribly shit.

14.   If you tell people what you don’t like/fear etc. it’s sort of guaranteed you will be faced with it at some point, mainly in Truth or Dare.

15.   You will have conversations about sex probably every day. Maybe even google a cheeky camel toe or pretty penis.

16.   You’re guilty pleasures won’t be guilty anymore. Or at least shared guilty pleasures. HIGH SCHOOOOL MUSICAL!

17.   Scary people are called scary for a reason.

18.   The unplanned nights are DEFINITELY the best.

19.   You will be so excited to go home, you feel like a kid at Disney.

20.   You get home and realise you are classed as an adult now, so wanna go back to uni and act like a kid again.

21.   You’ll wonder why they tell you to read so much. You don’t actually need it. Not yet anyway.

22.   You know you should do your work but, NAH.

23.   You’ll think uni is a piece of piss.

24.   You’ll think uni is the hardest shit you’ve ever done.

25.   Halls is actually like big brother, just without the nominations. (Evictions, possible. On 3^rd floor = likely.)

26.   You want to decorate your room and make it cute. You don’t though.

27.   If you’re used to posh nosh, stop. When you have £7 to last you 2 weeks, 17p noodles are God.

28.   You will drink the cheapest thing going and make yourself like it.

29.   If you get through the year without doing one dirty pint, then you are invisible. Or a pussy.

30.   But, if you are poor, you will volunteer to do the dirty pint.

31.   You will be put in horrible situations.

32.   You might be Drunk in Love but you won’t wake up feeling like P. Diddy.

33.   Get sick. Get sick. Got sick.

34.   You’ll have the best opportunities you wouldn’t expect.

35.   You will break the law and watch live TV without a TV license. Just because you don’t wanna wait until the next day for Coach Trip to come on 4OD.

36.   You’ll see a change in either the way you behave or think or both.

37.   You take washing clothes and the dishes for granted when you are at home.

38.   At the start of the year you’ll offer everyone anything. Maybe even your vagina. 2 weeks in and you’ll regret it.

39.   Your kitchen will be disgusting.

40.   You’ll meet the best people ever and wonder how you lived without them.

41.   You’ll also hate said people at the same time and want to live without them.

42.   Summer is your goal for everything.

43.   You won’t go out for a week and wonder why God has punished you with such a shit social life.

44.   House hunting for year 2 is so good, if you are prepared and get a nice place.

45.   Your cutlery goes missing for unknown reasons.

46.   You can see that the cleaner hates you but she just doesn’t wanna say it.

47.   Foam parties have never been better.

48.   Silent disco’s have never been better.

49.   You will think you have made the worst decision ever.

50.   Then you realise that although it can be hard it’s the best thing you have ever done and you will remember it forever.